THE PERFECT REPORT - 1st Edition!
(21 Aug 2008)
by Jason Steele

 
Rookie” Rookie my ass I am the dynamic the charismatic the ultimate genetic sign of perfection, I am Jason Steele and I am well simply better then every one.

Superior genetics’, speed, strength, athletic ability and man I’m pretty.

And on August 30th the Congo will see the first real athlete since Muhammad Ali and just like the great Ali, Jason Steele is a combination of pure athlete and pure charisma and for the slow readers that means I am absolutely amazing.

On that note let’s talk about dorp to dorp!!! man is SABC 2 one lucky channel having Jason Steele gracing Nelspruit the greatest up and coming wrestling icon just stepping foot there should put that dump right on the map.

And then finally we can talk about Day of Judgment certain factors made you believe that at First Blood I no showed to avoid meeting The WWP Poster Boy PJ Black in the ring truth be told I have been working hard in training and sustained a horrible injury to my little toe and felt it only right to exclude my perfect physique for medical reasons.

Jason Steele will however be at Day of Judgment and two scores will be settled firstly Julius Law better not show his ugly mug at this event!!! sanctioned or unsanctioned I will be taking out some frustrations on the little punk ass bitch, secondly PJ Black is in for some retribution as I will be watching his match very closely……..

All said and done to all the little people just remember.

WHEN YOU GET UP AND LOOK I  THE MIRROR JUST REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE YOU CAN ALWAYS REJOICE IN THE FACT THAT JASON STEELE SIMPLY IS BETTER THEN YOU AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT………